Beware When Wearing Your FordMuscle T-Shirt!!
I went to dinner last night with a girl, and it was a place where there is a waiting list, so we waited outside. As soon as I sat down, there was a guy across from us that started running his mouth about how when he died he wanted to have a tombstone in the shape of a Chevy Bowtie made that said for all the Ford lovers to kiss his a$$. I just ignored him, and went about my business. I was listening to him talk about his 665 horse power 327 in his '64 Chevelle back home, as he is in the military. All of a sudden he said very loudly "FordMuscle my A$$", as I was wearing my FM T-shirt. He then proceeded to tell his wife how all Fords ought to be rounded up and crushed. I was biting my tongue, cuz I knew that I was about to beat the crap out of this guy. I even told my date that I wanted to leave because I didn't want to go to jail after I mopped the floor with this punk. His wife then told him that he was probably going to get his ass kicked, and that he always did the same thing everywhere they went. He said" There is nothing wrong with an ass kicking, it builds character". Luckily for him, they called his table right then. So beware when wearing your FM T-shirt, as it intimidates people.