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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 09-11-2004, 09:07 PM Thread Starter
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I went to dinner last night with a girl, and it was a place where there is a waiting list, so we waited outside. As soon as I sat down, there was a guy across from us that started running his mouth about how when he died he wanted to have a tombstone in the shape of a Chevy Bowtie made that said for all the Ford lovers to kiss his a$$. I just ignored him, and went about my business. I was listening to him talk about his 665 horse power 327 in his '64 Chevelle back home, as he is in the military. All of a sudden he said very loudly "FordMuscle my A$$", as I was wearing my FM T-shirt. He then proceeded to tell his wife how all Fords ought to be rounded up and crushed. I was biting my tongue, cuz I knew that I was about to beat the crap out of this guy. I even told my date that I wanted to leave because I didn't want to go to jail after I mopped the floor with this punk. His wife then told him that he was probably going to get his ass kicked, and that he always did the same thing everywhere they went. He said" There is nothing wrong with an ass kicking, it builds character". Luckily for him, they called his table right then. So beware when wearing your FM T-shirt, as it intimidates people.

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Saved...

By the Matur-dee

Or however you spell that

Not sure exactly who was saved ... but then ...

I wasn't even close enough for "spell-check" to save me

Hmmm was cupcake in the room
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Trouble maker.

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F15 I was station at Ft Bliss way back in 1977, I dont remember which direction but there was a drag racing track and a junk yard that was as big as the eye could see, It was full of old solid cars and if you went for parts you had to take a number a wait in line even on week days. I was wondering if they are still there.

Should of told that guy you might wear a Ford shirt but little boys( and thats with a small "b&quot wear bow ties, nah better just to ignore a-hole like you did.
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I have worn my FordMuscle and my Greg Cook t-shirts when driving my Chevy truck, Trans Am, Neon, Falcon and Harley and no one has said anything about them?!


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Just another Chevy jackass. Now if he was smiling and kidding around maybe a different story. My experience is that those kinda guys are naive enough to believe there own
I think you should have at least spit on him.
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I've been through this same **** so many times it isn't funny! What bugs me the worst are the so-call 'NASCAR experts' dissing the Ford drivers.What I've never figured out is why the GM and Mopar lovers hate Fords so much. Jealousy, maybe?...., or did their grandfathers get screwed over by Henry #1 or something?

Jan...wearing my Cook's Garage shirt with pride!
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...and Mikey gouged out the guy's eye and began to skull hump him while he finished the guy's pancakes just to rub it in.


That was vile and disgusting


I liked it
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Skull Hump.....Chilly, you are disturbed, but I like it too!!!

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Yeah, was'nt it "cupcake" who was saying about some military dude with big wild stories of insane horsepower or something?
If Cupcake and Falcon are seeing each other, then more power to them!
Are'nt those hardcore Chevy guys such asses though?
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I'm sure it was all alcohol talk

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Reminds me of a story, I think maybe Chilly told me about Greg. Something similar but don't know all the details. Some Chevy guy in a bar running his mouth enough to piss Greg off. Now it takes a lot to do that too. Greg finally has enough and procedes to kick this guy's [email protected]@ and throws him out the door. Greg and Chilly went back inside and sat down and had a few more drinks and talked about what had just happened. Chilly said the more they talked the madder Greg got and he thought the poor guy was going to get a second [email protected]@ whippen.......................................but Greg just took his wheel chair and chucked it outside too.
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On 2004-09-12 08:09, 65460 wrote:
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On 2004-09-12 01:06, chilly460 wrote:
Just this morning at breakfast I heard this old geezer talking smack so I calmly walked up behind him and punched him in the throat....then I stuffed his head in his bowl of grits and started suffocating him. Cook had heard enough so he came flying over the table and threw the flying butt scissors on the guy...and Mikey gouged out the guy's eye and began to skull hump him while he finished the guy's pancakes just to rub it in.

Just about then his elderly wife is screaming "He was saying he can't AFFORD SOCKS...not A FORD SUCKS".....so I told her that Kohl's had tube socks on sale this week. I don't wear them because they look funny when they bunch on your heels but hey, they're cheap.
So how were the pancakes?
This is a great way to wake up in the morning and start laughing after reading this post!

Haha!

How were the pancakes?!



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They must have been from the same base(military guys), but there was no Cupcake to be found. She was clear across town.

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Telling em you'l run em for $5K always shuts em up...
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