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The FIRST one to correctly answer this VERY skill testing question bets a free banner.

QUESTION;
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?????
 

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when you screw the lightbulb it doesn't get mad at you?
 

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On 2002-02-09 20:42, Wildcat wrote:
You can unscrew a lightbulb.

that was too easy..........way to go Wildcat....send me a pic of your car and what words you want!

pretty close andwrong........maybe next time Bud,


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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: lindenj on 2/10/02 10:50am ]</font>
 

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Hey, thanks man. I'll get a pic sent to you in the next week or so.

Here's one for you: What can a lifesaver do for a woman that a man can't?
 

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jeeeeeeez Wildcat, I used to know that one.........a long time ago.......I'm stumped....BrianM probably knows it//////
 

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Yeah, it's an older one but one of the few jokes I've heard I actually remeber. On to the punch:

Lifesavers come in 5 different flavors
 

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This lady hits the ditch on a bad spot on the gravel road by this old bachelor's farm. The farmer promptly jumps on his old Massey and goes over and gets ready to pull her out. Just before he hooks the chain up, he says........"why lady, you're the third pregnant woman that I pulled outta here today"..........she exclaimed, "you must be mistaken, I'm not pregnant"..........to which the old bachelor replied......."well missy that may be, but....you ain't outta the ditch yet either"

 

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Damn, three times a day
Damn, don't let me wife see that one.

On 2002-02-09 22:41, 89 coupe wrote:
DAMN! I arrived too late
No worries 89 coupe. I didn't promise a cool prize like a free banner so nothings lost. But here's another if your feeling up to it, or any one else if you think you know it. This ones a bit cleaner though so you'll have to change your frame of mind.

What do you call a cow with no legs???
 

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wildcat: i know it!....

A: ground beef


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what do you calla blonde with one leg and one arm?

eileen

i knew more of these but i forgot em...
 
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