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Hmmm ... What we starting here?

I'll take a poke at it ...

This was the response from our old friend Benjiman Franklin when he was asked to describe what "Time" is.

"Time is the stuff that life is made of."
 

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"A banker is like a friend who lends you an umbrella and then asks for it back when it starts to rain."

Mark Twain
 

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The more you know
the more you know nothing.
-Socrates

A dog in the house of Montaque moves me!
R&J (i,i)

And of course my sig.
 

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Ok, I'll give this a shot?


I sometimes use this one when I'm talking to someone and another person walks up and starts to listen...........I say,"so anyways I told J.F.K. not to buy the convertable!

Here are some other ones........ everyone at the party jumped for joy!!!!........as she hung nude from the chandelear.


Everyone at the party was feeling merry............so she left.
 

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the best of all time
SMOKING RICE, ONE DRAG YOUR HOOKED!!!!
 

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I worked in a machine shop when I was 16. My boss was holding a skill saw in his hands and says, "Do you trust me?"
 

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I always like this one too:

He who knows and knows that he knows, is wise ... Follow him

He who knows and knows not that he knows, is asleep ... Wake him

He who knows not and knows that he knows not, is in need ... Teach him

He who knows not and knows not that he knows not, is a fool ... Shun him

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Larry Madsen
Las Vegas Nevada



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Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

75% of the people make up 3/4 of the population.

Good judgement comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgement.
 

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Good morning sir, we're from the government and were here to help you.
 

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"nuttier than squirrel turds"
"hey whats shakin? reply: Muhammed Ali"
"sweatin' like a whore in church"
"Yes Im in college majoring in underwater fire prevention"
"The checks in your mouth and I wont cum in the mail"
"your momma is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks"
 
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