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"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs."

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

"Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel."

"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."

"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!"

"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'"

"I want to share something with you - three sentences that will get you through life:
Number one, 'Cover for me.'
Number two, 'Oh, good idea, boss.'
Number three, 'It was like that when I got here.'"

"Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.'"

"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

"Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain whats-his-name?

We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?"

"Television - teacher, mother, secret lover!"

"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.'"

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lol Remember the episode when he buys Snakes old car at the police auction?

"I never figured you for a gearhead Homer"
"Yeah, I'm a regular."
"What's that? Edelbrock intake?
"Holley 6 barrel carb?"
"Of course."
"Miahoff lifters?"
"Nothing but."
"I made that last part up"
"I seeeee."

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It's the same episode, but no the same story. The one you are reffering to is the one where Homer gets a hair transplant and the hair comes to life. The one when Homer gets the car is when Marge becomes a real estate agent and sells the murder house to Flanders. I believe they were both part of the same Halloween special.

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You HAVE to sing this to get the full effect....DO-RE-MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.
DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer... RAY..... the guy that sells me beer... ME...... the guy...who drinks the beer, FAR..... the distance to my beer.
SO...... I think I'll have a beer.
LA...... La, la la la la beer
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...(Looks into an empty glass)

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1.Ralph Wiggum
2.Mr. Burns
3.Fat Tony
4.Otto (Zepplin Rules!!)
Favorite Simpsons Line: Homer- "Dear Lord, please protect this rocket house and all that dwell within the rocket house."
What are some of your favorite lines or even episodes?

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I think Homer is the best character. There are so many great lines from that show.

While burning his high school diploma. "I am so smart, s-m-r-t, I mean s-m-a-r-t."

"English, I don't need to learn that, I'm never going to England."

"I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there, save me Superman!"

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mmmmmm quotes......

“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.”

“I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.”

“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.”

"What are you gonna do? Release the dogs?! Or the bees?! Or dogs with bees in their mouth so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

"I'm not outta control! You're outta control! The whole freakin' system's outta control! You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and stick your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face! You'll know what to do - forget it Marge - it's China Town!"

"I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaaaming."

"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!"

"Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be cooking or something?"

"Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?"

Billy: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.

"You know that little ball you put on the aerial so you can find your car in a parking lot? That should be on every car … And some things are so snazzy they never go out of style! Like tail fins! And bubble domes! And shag carpeting! I want a horn here, here and here. You can never find a horn when you're mad. And they should all play 'La Cucaracha.'"

Ok, thats enough quotes from me for now...

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A few more homer quotes:

"All of this hacking made me thirsty, I think I'll order a Tab"

"You did your best and failed. The lesson here: Never try"

I guess thoes are the only 2 that I can think of that haven't already been said.

I can't make a list of my favorite characters in order, but they include Homer, Nelson, Snake, Otto, Disco stu, and Bart,
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